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  <updated>2005-09-04T15:00:23Z</updated>
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    <title>18</title>
    <published>2005-09-04T15:00:23Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-04T15:00:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so im 18 now, thats cool. i went to the beach boys and had vip tickets thanks to jennifer. then went home and chilled. michelle stopped by to say happy birthday but she was the only one, thanks buddy. open shit, chilled. i liked it</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:parishiltonpunk:17607</id>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2005-08-23T12:34:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-23T15:49:59Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-23T15:49:59Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Bury Your Dead</lj:music>
    <content type="html">yea so went to Rise Against/Comeback Kid. It wasnt too good seeing as all these scenester kids and bee bop girls were there. The bands got pissed off and so did alot of other people. i put in my two weeks notice and my last actual shift is this saturday. fun fun, stephanie came up to me while i was ticket drop and told me tabitha thought i was cute. then me ian paul stephanie and anna went to taco bell and she said like 2 words so it was like onto bachelor number 2 haha. i got battle royale yesturday and man that movie has gotta be the greatest movie outta japan. so im off good day.</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2005-05-22T00:02:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-22T04:03:58Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-22T04:03:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Boot Party- Total Chaos</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i havnt updated in awhile, so here i go...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Total Chaos is the best band ever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;br /&gt;             Sean</content>
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    <title>So 4 Straight Edge people walk into a bar....</title>
    <published>2005-02-26T16:34:32Z</published>
    <updated>2005-02-26T16:34:32Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Social Distortion- Ring of Fire</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So last night was fun...everyone from school was there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Scars of Tommorow- to me they lacked a steady beat and the singer wasnt good...thats all...really&lt;br /&gt;Norma Jean- They still dont get me up but this show was alot better than the nanci raygun one. they use to many lights and shit, but the lead singer was wearing a havoc shirt so thats pimp.&lt;br /&gt;Unearth- Was the beastest band there. they kicked ass. bassist had a 5 string, guitarit was fucking awesome and it was a great show.&lt;br /&gt;Atreyu- They put on a really good show but by the time they got on i was like a zombie and just wanted to go to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The show was good. Ian got a busted lip and maybe a broken arm which fuckin sucks. we met ians sXe friends and they were cool. then we all went home...the end</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2005-01-17T09:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-17T14:48:37Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-17T14:48:37Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Lawrence Arms- Sixteen Hours</lj:music>
    <content type="html">so yesturday morning before work i went to fantasy and got Vision- Watching the World Burn and Lawrence Arms- Ghost Stories. then when i got home i pretty much had to go to work. Man i pissed this chick off so bad. i dont know what i did but it was funny as hell. She started screaming i dont even know you! dont talk to me like that! i think i said calm down and thats when she freaked out but its all the same. then i had to close which is hell because it takes so damn long. aight im out.</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2005-01-05T19:57:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-06T01:04:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-06T01:04:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Seven things in your room:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. Ibanez Semi-Hollow body bass&lt;br /&gt;2. Stereo&lt;br /&gt;3. Record Player&lt;br /&gt;4. Futon&lt;br /&gt;5. Another Bass&lt;br /&gt;6. Cds&lt;br /&gt;7. Movies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Top seven things you say most:&lt;br /&gt;1. Fuck&lt;br /&gt;2. Shit&lt;br /&gt;3. Ouch&lt;br /&gt;4. hey&lt;br /&gt;5. hello boundy may i have some butter chips?&lt;br /&gt;6. hello&lt;br /&gt;7. bye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do You:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smoke? no&lt;br /&gt;Do drugs? no&lt;br /&gt;Read the newspaper? only the salespapers&lt;br /&gt;Pray? sometimes&lt;br /&gt;Have a Job? yes&lt;br /&gt;Attend Church? not regulerly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Been in love? think so, i dont remeber her name though and it was in a k mart bathroom&lt;br /&gt;Gone skinny dipping? no&lt;br /&gt;had surgery? yes&lt;br /&gt;swam in the dark? yes&lt;br /&gt;Been to a Bonfire? yes&lt;br /&gt;Got Drunk? yes&lt;br /&gt;Ran away from home? no&lt;br /&gt;Played strip poker? no&lt;br /&gt;Gotten beaten up? been in fights.. never "beaten up" tho&lt;br /&gt;Beaten someone up? again, been in fights, i dont like to beat people up&lt;br /&gt;Been on stage? ive been known to go on stage when the occasion calls for it&lt;br /&gt;Slept outdoors? yep&lt;br /&gt;Pulled an all nighter? yea&lt;br /&gt;Been on radio/tv? yessire&lt;br /&gt;Been in a mosh-pit? oh god yeah&lt;br /&gt;Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? who doesnt&lt;br /&gt;Coffee? ewww&lt;br /&gt;Cologne/Perfume? nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the last 24 Hours have you...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cried? no&lt;br /&gt;Bought something? no&lt;br /&gt;Gotten sick? o god yes&lt;br /&gt;Sang? no&lt;br /&gt;Been kissed? no&lt;br /&gt;Felt stupid? haha, no&lt;br /&gt;Talked to an ex? yep&lt;br /&gt;Talked to someone you have a crush on? um...no&lt;br /&gt;Missed someone: once again, no&lt;br /&gt;Masturbated?: no&lt;br /&gt;Hugged someone? no&lt;br /&gt;Had sex with someone? no</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-31T20:14:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-01T01:15:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-01T01:15:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">o dear god work sucks balls, but on a lighter note a large icee exploded on one of my customers and she got pissed cause i laughed? who wouldnt, dumb bitch</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:parishiltonpunk:16017</id>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-25T12:41:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-25T17:41:50Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-25T17:43:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/RobChaos/MerryChristmas.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:parishiltonpunk:15710</id>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-23T01:11:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-23T06:15:58Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-23T16:08:49Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Modest Mouse/Total Chaos</lj:music>
    <content type="html">ok so lets break it down now&lt;br /&gt;We go to the show at about 5:30 and it didnt start till 7. The people up there came and started talking to me about different bands which was badass cause they were nice as fuck. then when we go into the show i went straight to the back and started talking to the new bass player for Total Chaos. He called Rob Chaos from the van and we chilled for awhile before the show. He said i was the biggest fan theyve ever met. I got my picture taken and everything. it was the best night of my life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Piss Ants- They sucked balls, i mean they didnt even try so why are they even together? too piss people off and take up time. But the excitment for Total Chaos was to overwhelming and its christmas time so i give it a D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Social Dropouts- They were actually really good due to the fact there new bass player learned how to play bass and they have new songs B+&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resilence- they were great because they did a sham 69 cover of the kids are united and they covered minor threat by minor threat A&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TOTAL CHAOS- i spent all this time in the front singing every song they sang. They covered attitude by the misfits, decapitated by broken bones, sex and violence by the exploited, and were not gonna take it by twisted sister. it was the greatest show ive ever been to and ive been to alot. I went up to talk to him and he recognized me off of myspace which made my night. we talked for like 30 minutes about different shit and that made this the best christmas ever A+ x10</content>
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    <title>Slip by Throwdown</title>
    <published>2004-12-21T23:16:00Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-21T23:16:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">to my friends. i'll be there for you. &lt;br /&gt;be there for me. &lt;br /&gt;now i'm watching my friends slip away. &lt;br /&gt;watching them fade. &lt;br /&gt;i'd give anything. &lt;br /&gt;to have them back. &lt;br /&gt;i watch them slip away. &lt;br /&gt;i watch them drift away and i'm watching my friends slip away. &lt;br /&gt;watching them fade. &lt;br /&gt;i'd give anything. to have them back. &lt;br /&gt;to my friends. i'll be there for you. &lt;br /&gt;be there for me. cus i have your back. &lt;br /&gt;watching my friends slip away. &lt;br /&gt;watching them fade. i'd give anything. to have them back. &lt;br /&gt;to my friends. i'll be there for you. &lt;br /&gt;be there for me. be there for me.</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-18T23:15:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-19T04:15:25Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-19T04:15:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="400" align="center" border="1" bordercolor="black" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#66CCFF" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Christmas is Most Like: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.quizdiva.net/bt/christmas-vacation.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Christmas is a big, boisterous event at your place.&lt;br /&gt;And no matter what, something hilarious usually happens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/christmasmoviequiz.html"&gt;What Movie Is Your Christmas Most Like?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-16T14:54:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-16T19:54:59Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-16T19:54:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Subject: Total Chaos And Resilience And The Exploited battle Nazis!!!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Body: Total Chaos STARTED PLAYING AND OUR SECOND SONG WAS KILL THE NAZIS, AFTER THE SHOW WAS OVER NAZIS CONFRONTED GEARBOX BY THE BAR AND AN ON GOING ARGUEMENT BY BAR WITH T.C AND RESILIENCE AGAINST THE NAZIS. THEN FIGHT BEGAN WITH NAZIS YELLING AT S.SMASH AND JOSH FROM RESILIENCE. WHEN ONE OF THE NAZIS PUNCHED JOSH IN THE HEAD, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. EVERYONE STARTED GOING NUTZ, SHAWN SMASH BROKE A BOTTLE OVER ONE OF THE NAZIS HEADS, GEARBOX BROKE A BILLY CLUB OVER ONE OF THEIR HEADS, THEIR WAS NINE NAZIS AGAINST 9 PUNK ROCKERS, EVEN WATTIE FROM THE EXPLOITED SMASHED A BAR STOOL GAINST ONE OF THEIR HEADS, IT WAS FUCKING MADNESS. JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW NONE OF US WONT PUT UP WITH THIS PIECES 0F SHIT. STAY STRONG AND DONT FORGET TO FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-TOTAL CHAOS &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now tell me there not the greatest band ever</content>
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    <title>Adolf and the Piss Artists</title>
    <published>2004-12-16T00:56:04Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-16T00:56:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so today i felt sick when i got up and stayed home from school. then i went to the doctors to see what the fuck is up with my sixth finger which is growing on my wrist. Then i went to the bx and commisary which really is a pointless store, yea you dont have to pay tax but who gives a fuck if theres nuthing to buy? So i came home and have been talking to lars frederickson off and on through myspace. now its 7 days till total fucking chaos so....*head explodes*</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-12T17:30:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-12T22:31:20Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-12T22:31:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so i am offically done christmas shopping and damn im in debt....crappy jobs+mucho gifts=im fucked</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:parishiltonpunk:14123</id>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-11T22:02:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-12T03:03:06Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-12T03:03:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so today i went christmas shopping for some peeps, then i went to the movies with jessica and saw oceans 12....it was pretty good.</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-10T15:17:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-10T20:18:29Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-10T20:18:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">today i got my class ring which is cool because it has the canadian flag on one side, a pirate on the other. it has a pink stone with a viking underneath it and for the initials inside it has sxe...im happy</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-08T20:34:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-09T01:34:52Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-09T01:34:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The Known Secret&lt;br /&gt;On those cold and frosty nights&lt;br /&gt;It felt like the world would stop at the drop of a hat&lt;br /&gt;And you were left to wonder, when it would end&lt;br /&gt;With the northern lights at a distance&lt;br /&gt;Your breath stuck in the air like pictures in a book&lt;br /&gt;Now when you awoke, from this soft winters dream&lt;br /&gt;You felt fulfilled and not wanting to leave&lt;br /&gt;But living in the past is such a good way&lt;br /&gt;To escape from your life of misery and pain</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-12-05T12:55:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-05T17:57:11Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-05T17:57:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so friday during pe all i did was walk from one end of the gym to the other looking in a straight line saying botox over and over again for an hour and a half. then i went to go see a movie with heather and her friend, it was amusing. so, thats all so far, good day</content>
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    <title>yep</title>
    <published>2004-12-05T08:21:05Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-05T08:21:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Take the quiz: &lt;a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=1462"&gt;"What Kind of Soul Do You Retain?"&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz/1462/res3.jpg" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tortured&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;You aren't sure how to feel, and this leaves you constantly in distress about what you do and who you are. You are tortured in the fact you can't run OR hide.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:parishiltonpunk:12823</id>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-11-25T13:12:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-25T18:13:51Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-25T18:13:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">happy thanksgiving. its that time of year when we remeber the whole desalation of indian culture and the never ending turkey holocaust! wow, makes you feel all christmasy and warm inside, dont it?</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-11-23T07:50:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-23T12:51:48Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-23T12:51:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font color="#3333ff" size="7"&gt;HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-11-21T17:13:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-21T22:13:48Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-21T22:13:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074717933" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="armored_username" value="Parishiltonpunk" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Yer Pirate Name!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Yer Pirate Name!" value="Sponny Mcmiddle" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Name yer ship!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Name yer ship!" value="Technicolor Pearl" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Why be ye a Pirate?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;select name="Why be ye a Pirate?"&gt;&lt;option&gt;Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!&lt;option&gt;Revenge against the establishment!&lt;option&gt;I like booty!!!&lt;option&gt;I'm really good with knots...&lt;option&gt;Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.&lt;option&gt;Chicks dig eye-patches.&lt;option selected="SELECTED"&gt;Buggery on the High Seas!&lt;option&gt;All the rum you can drink!!!&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Yer First Mate!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;attackedbyrats&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;ffaf_&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;vampdragonblade&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Ye'll be pursued by Admiral&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;exhalepassaway&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;inkihito&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;i_only_comment&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;345&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black; text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"&gt;&lt;caption&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 99%&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/caption&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#111111" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#222222" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#444444" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#666666" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#888888" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#AAAAAA" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#CCCCCC" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FF0000" height="10"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#000000" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#111111" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#222222" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#444444" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#666666" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#888888" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#AAAAAA" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#CCCCCC" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" height="5"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="TheHalveric"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074717933"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memegen.net/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:parishiltonpunk:12138</id>
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    <title>please explain how you can be tough in front of a chucky cheese</title>
    <published>2004-11-14T03:43:17Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-14T03:43:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so today i got up at 8 and went to work at 10. it was really fun cause everyone i work with is really cool. when i got off i went to polar express cause its free and a good movie. i saw alot of people i knew. when im out of the theater im standing out front of chucky cheese, waiting for a ride when theres this group of people freestyling about how there "going to pop caps in niggas asses" so now i ask you how tough do you think you are....if you...freestyle out front of a chucky cheese? is it possible to be tough in front of a chucky cheese? god the worlds going to hell.</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-11-07T16:19:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-07T21:24:08Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-07T21:52:30Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Total Chaos</lj:music>
    <content type="html">friday i chilled with ian for the first time in like a month and a half. damn october went by fast. this guy named paul came over and he was pretty cool. then we decided to go see the incredibles with started at 820 and we got there at 6 something. well i ordered my 820 ticket and we chilled for about an hour or so when i realized the chick gave me a 620 ticket. thats when all the shit started. i went up and slammed through the bullet proof glass and then this giant chicken quesadia came bye. ian and paul formed into one giant rabbit and ate it. then me and the ticket taker lady started fighting. just when i was about to kill her iceman came up asnd said i didnt think i could get any cooler. thats when everyones heads exploded and khat ruled the world. the next day pretty much the same thing happened except with liberty baptist, travis, juggernaut, some sucker punches, a little bit of old people, some sears, some a and n indestructuble pants, a dash of scooby doo and finally some 3 foot fence climbing to the ninjistu place. the end</content>
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    <title>parishiltonpunk @ 2004-11-03T15:00:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-03T20:00:38Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-03T20:00:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">dude, i got TOTAL CHAOS to come to virginia december 22 at the nanci raygun.</content>
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